A rare 18 book giveaway to the fastest fingers...
Two generous OJM subscribers are giving away 18 copies of our new book in honor of their late father
Our longtime secretary, Elaine Crumblitz, has forty five years of experience ignoring emails, faxes, and letters. Crumblitz is known to be able to smell a letter and sense right away if it’s garbage or worth tearing open.
Almost nothing gets the through Elaine’s steel cage. So it’s unusual when our loyal secretary will turn to CFO, Izzy Harryguy, or our Chief of Staff, Irvine Gruntman, and say: You oughta read this.
Well, this is what happened last week. A letter from Vita and Rosie Fellig found its way into Elaine’s cold, shrewd hands. Vita and Rosie’s father, Stevie Felix (Tzvi Hersh ben Yaakov Zusha Shmuel Z”L) was a stock broker, DJ, tailor, husband, and most importantly, a father of two daughters. During his life, he was both a devout Lubavitch Chasid and an atheist. He made fast friends at shul (and some enemies), got nine tattoos, and spoke fluent Yiddish, Hebrew, and English.
In his honor, Stevie’s daughters are giving away 18 signed copies of our new book that’s being released today: The Old Jewish Men's Guide to Eating, Sleeping, and Futzing Around.
In their own words: “In his zechut, we ask you to kvetch, haggle, take a nap, wear your pants high, and shmooze for all those who can’t.”
The first 18 people to respond GIVE ME THE DAMN BOOK with a mailing address and at least one kind word, will receive a free copy. The books will be shipped from Community Bookstore in Park Slope, a local joint.
Thanks to Vita and Rosie for shelling out on OJM; it’s what their father would’ve wanted. May his memory be a blessing.
- Horace Gimmelman
OJM MGMT
WE ARE ALREADY AT 18 THANKS FOR PLAYING
Very fast fingers! All 18 have been claimed now