Wean self off breast milk.
Finally strike up a conversation with cute guy in our cell.
Be less judgmental of subhumans.
Disprove Pythagorean Theorem.
Read the fine print next time we sign an S&M dungeon membership agreement.
Be a slightly better person in several highly specific, theoretical scenarios.
Stop weighing in on politics unless we’re pretty sure we’re right.
Quit day job to concentrate full time on drinking.
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