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Tucked and pleated. Kyle Gordon on Chicken Show?? Aaron. The money of kings. The comeback kid. Park Slope co-op. More Khakis. Vintage Roth. Dave has a brother??
Welcome to BHIF for Friday April 4th, 2024. Baruch Hashem (Thank God) It’s Friday is The Old Jewish Men weekly roundup where we get to all the crap that actually matters in the world. Obituary winners. Matchmaking. Market watch. Marketplace finds. Complaint of the week. Joke of the week. You get the picture.
News
Top news desk sources claim that Anthony Weiner’s appearance on OJM’s highly anticipated talk show, Chicken Show, was a throbbing, rock hard calculation, and we shouldn’t be fooled by Weiner’s charming demeanor. Stiff critics of Weiner say that the former politician used the platform to position himself as a sympathetic character in his bid for NYC City Council, a job he held from 1992 to 1998 before he got caught sending pictures of his quite impressive shvantz.
The OJM offices have received a huge amount of feedback from Weiner super-fans thanking us for platforming the once popular New York politician, insisting that Weiner’s addiction to showing everyone and anyone pictures of his Johnson has nothing to do with his professional and political competency, and that it’s time to separate the art from the artist.
In the words of one OJM commenter: “We need Weiner more than ever.”
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Episode 3 of Chicken Show: Kyle Gordon
For whatever reason comic big shot, Kyle Gordon came on Chicken Show to chat and eat room temperature rotisserie with Dave, Aaron and Bob. Bob had some curious questions for Kyle, who he suspected isn’t a real musician OR comedian, grilling him on his music knowledge. Dave was suspicious of Kyle’s appearance, especially the guests earring. Jews don’t wear earrings!! he apparently screamed at Gordon.
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