BHIF: The French Don't Work
Lifshitz is back, baby. Squeezing Larry for all he's worth. Gold to the moon. Silver to 30?? Old Jewish Men in Paris.
Meet Us in Paris
The French don’t have time for long newsletters and neither do we; we’re in gay Paree’ aka mustache town aka we’re phoning it in this week. If you happen to be in town, the event is taking place today (Fri Apr 12) at Micho, 46 rue de Richelieu…or something like that. The event starts at 1:30 PM not sharp.
OJM of France
Old Jewish Men of France are a fascinating species. Instead of New Balance they wear loafers. Instead of crumbs and stains on their shirts they have neckerchiefs. Instead of spewing obscenities loudly at baristas they spew under their breath. It’s called manners.
Specimen #1 the French “lean-in”
Specimen #2 is highly reflective, don’t stare directly at it
Specimen #3 pointing out a cafe for the 1,000th time that used to have a great pinball machine that he frequented as a kid.
New Larry and Ralph Merch
One last Larry Merchandise hock. It’s time to commemorate Larry’s ride into the sunset and onto the golf course. This one is almost sold out.
GIDDY UP.
New Lifshitz. About time eh? That old OJM Lifshitz model must be getting pretty dusty. It’s time to re-up with this bad boy. Now with bigger font. It’s like your text messages, but on a hat!
Do you offer shipping to NYC from Paris?
Well done OJM! 🤣🤣🤣