People who Zoom in coffee shops
Americans who sign off with ‘Cheers’
Whoever was in this public bathroom before us
Anyone who refers to Goldman Sachs as ‘Goldman’
Guy we met once nine years ago who keeps inviting us to play Candy Crush
People over the age of twenty-five who invoke their undergrad degree to prove subject matter expertise
Guys who joke about how awesome being an OB-GYN would be
Anyone who tells us they’re worried about our drinking
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