How are our dates ending?
Firm handshake, intrusive eye contact.
Asking if she wants to come over to see our old tax returns.
Deciding to be friends, never speaking again.
Misreading her body language, apologizing profusely.
Offering her $2.50 for subway ride home. (Finding out later it’s $2.75).
Reaching impasse on Nature/Nurture debate.
Coitus, self-loathing, coitus, self-loathing.
Agreeing to disagree re: how attracted we are to each other.