Is Mel Brooks Too Funny to Die?
key researchers are beginning to see a correlation between being 'a hilarious fucking guy and immortality.'
After the release of the 85 year old legends autobiography, ALL ABOUT ME: MY INCREDIBLE LIFE IN SHOW BUSINESS, scientist are certainly changing their tune when it comes to being immortal.
It used to be that the medical and science communities thought things like vampires and underwater-flesh-eating-viruses could live forever — but funny man Mel Brooks is forcing all those over-educated idiots to re-write the rule book.
“The guy is just one belly laugh after another. Honestly, I don’t see an end to it,” explains one Harvard professor at gunpoint.
The autobiography, which has been described by one completely unknown academic whom OJM investigative journalists were too lazy to identify for this story as:‘a romp.’
Another turtle-necked cohort of academics had this to say:
‘Me and my extremely educated, extremely unknown, under appreciated cohort,” explains the cohort… ‘are officially calling Brooks’s autobiography ‘smirk-worthy’.”
When OJM attempted to get a quote from Brooks, in order to get to the bottom of his immortality, his assistant said:
“He doesn’t wanna talk. He’s schtuppin!”
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