This week’s headline is in ascending order, you ignorant dunce.
1. VELCRO
2. LOAFERS
3. LACES
Have you ever even worn velcro shoes before? Then how can you go around pretending like you know the joys of a TRUE velcro walking shoe if you’ve been walking around in loafers your whole life LIKE A BUM.
We put laces on here because a LIST is only a LIST if there’s three or more things. Look it up. But it doesn’t take a genius to know that velcro is the future. You can put it anywhere, but in this case it’s going on shoes. Look here at the best velcro shoes on the planet and the fellas who wear them.
Our favorite velcro shoes this week:
New Balance Velcro -- sleek, extraordinary comfort, perfect shoes for walking to the corner and back
These things are a little fancier than we usually like, but if they were given to us for free we’d wear em. They’re supposed to be very comfortable footwear.
Sleek, well built, great colors -- good for dates.
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