LUCKY YOU
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What time do you nap? One-thirty? Two o’clock? Three? Any later than that and you might not wake up for your five o’clock dinner. For those of you who don’t nap, or think you don’t need some shut eye to get through the day, well…what are you doing when two-thirty rolls around? The answer is nothing. No one does anything at two-thirty. Two-thirty is where productivity goes to die.
Mozart refused to put quill to sheet between 230-4, declaring it drinking, sleeping and fondling hour. Half of Bach’s twenty progeny were conceived during this window. Even Schwarzenegger puts his weights down.
Two-thirty is the nether zone, it’s a bullshit time of the day after lunch when the sun doesn’t know whether to keep going up or start dropping down. The most significant thing one can do at such a useless hour is to sleep right through it.
NAP!
Don’t have anything to do? Nap. Too much to do and don’t wanna do it? Nap. Unemployed? Nap through it and when you wake up, someone might be there to offer you a job. Depressed? There’s no cure for depression like a nap. Suicidal? Nap on it first.
Here’s the OJM NAP Collection. Maximize and reinvigorate your napping experience.
And what's with the nebbishy old guy models (full disclosure: I'm one myself) and the drop dead gorgeous young women models? Are you guys all widowers?
People! 50 smackers for a lousy baseball cap? That's a lot of Nathan's hot dogs or couple dozen decent bagels.