OJMarkets: Is the Costco Menorah worth $9.97?
neck goiter removal service. The great stock market halving. The impact of Chickens. Shelling out for a rhinoplasty. last minute Hanukkah junk.
Every Friday we publish general news and happenings in BHIF — Baruch Hashem it’s Friday. Just like Israel’s Ynet also publishes Calcalist and Haaretz also publishes TheMarker, OJM is now launching OJMarkets.
Soon we’ll have semi-informed finance articles to influence your buy/sell patterns. Why are you still holding onto that wife when you could get 26 oxen on the open market!
In all seriousness, if you’re a writer with a background in finance, particularly in precious metals/commodity space, get in touch.
Market Roundup
Bitcoin: Way too high (BUY SILVER, GOLD, PLATINUM, COPPER!) Wait for the great halving…it’s coming! Uranium is still low.
Average price of a rhinoplasty in Boca: 60k. Forget it. having an enormous beak is a sign of good breeding. Never get rid of that thing.
NIS/USD: 3.59 - ticking up after recent Syria expansion
Resuscitation in America: Forget it. You’re on your own.
Neck Goiter removal, Palm Beach: pfehhh. not worth the spend. just roll with it. Think of it as peacocking…
Clothing
Legal Impact for Chickens Henukkah Sweatshirt ($55)
Wow, look at that those sad eyes. Those are eyes that care deeply about the welfare of chickens…and the miracle of Hanukkah
Oh, oops. How did an OJM product get into this newsletter? Buy it now and you’ll most likely get it by December 25th - Hanukkah.
Twisted Dreidel Sweater Size M ($18)
For all you bull-necks out there, you need a big broad collar to accommodate. This one’s for you.
1981 Ansche Chesed Hanukkah Arts Festival Size L ($39)
Note that size L in 1981 is a size S-M now. It’s all that meat!
Vineyard Vines Silk Dreidel Gelt Tie ($22)
This is actually an incredible deal.
Vintage Dreidel Sweatshirt Size L ($4)
The only downside is the stiff neck on this bad boy. Other than that this is a steal.
Menorahs
‘Ol faithful. All you gotta do to procure this bad boy is a Costco card.
Maya Yadid Menorah from Hayom ($600)
Chabad Silver-Plated Menorah 770 ($196)
Dreidels
The Dreidel Company Wooden Dreidel ($16.99 for 100)
Dreidel20 20-sided Dreidel ($18)
Oy, sold out. Worth putting on your watch list in case it re-stocks.
For the sophisticates. A semi-rare find.
Other stuff
Lake Champlain Organic Dark Chocolate Coins ($11.50)
20 57% dark chocolate pieces in a “festive-themed” bag (Star-D)
Fat Gold ($179/year subscription)
Want fresh olive oil? Fat Gold sends a 500 ml tin every 3 months. Some say that an easy switch to premium olive oil, great genes (and jump rope) is the key to living forever.
Fool your friends with this idiotic gift. Hyper realistic. Everything but the schmear.
I would buy it and sell it for more.