Old Jewish Men in the Wild with street photographer, Mordechai Rubinstein

They walk. They sit. They eat. They look good doing it.

Welcome to the weekly edition of OJMW (Old Jewish Men in the Wild) for March 26th. It’s only Wednesday but it’s been one hell of a week. Yesterday I bought a new nail clippers. Today I cut my nails. What an event.

Anyways, here are the fashion kings of the week.

An obvious bagel slicing injury on the ring finger

Dress for the Jew you want to be, not the Yid you are

Some curtains match the drapes and some jerseys match the yarmulke

Barbers call that the ‘Bernie Madoff”

A man that needs no introduction, unless you forgot (Ralph Lauren’s brother)

Not a single hair on that head or button on those pants.

At some point in a long marriage you start taking a book everywhere you go. Enough is enough.

Are those payot or are you just happy to see me?