Six hour Meats Sale *Don't get used to it*

huge savings *only for newsletter subscribers* good until end of game. Additional Price Hike for Philly's Fans. 5785 is our year.

PILE ON THE HARD SALAMI! There’s no end in sight!

The Meats barbecued the Hebrewers for the Wild Card and swallowed the Pills last night. These boys are feisty—- nothing feels better than sticking it to Philly fans. Well, except bending over the Stankees.

What better way to celebrate our favorite baseball club than with a deal? You must be wondering why the hell OJM’s discounting items? Well, fans, you have our intern to thank for that. He’s back at college — taking a few business classes — and claims that it’s “good business” to throw our customers a bone every once in awhile — even if there’s no meat on it.

That’s why we’re offering 20% off all Meats and agoNY merch until the end of the game.

coupon code: GOMEATS

Here’s a real text exchange we had this morning:

Intern: we should a do a sale we’ve never done one 🥰

OJM office: …who let you out of your cage?

Intern: come on it’s a good idea. I just learned about them in business class.

OJM office: here’s bullet proof business idea for you: get back to work.

intern: not even just on Meats swag?🥺

OJM office: hmm. only if we raise prices on everything else.

Intern: how about just raise prices on Pills merch💊. so those Philly bums don’t get any funny 💡ideas

OJM office:…not an awful idea. Crank the prices on the Philly ppl. that’ll show em.

Intern: is that allowed ?

OJM office:  Of course it’s allowed. business ethics 101, kid. Speaking of which, get back to work.

So buckle up, because these boys aren’t done. Postpone that agony, Mets family. Another cigar, another slice of meat, another win. It’s in our DNA, and you gotta believe, this team’s gonna keep the nitrates coming.