Old Jewish Men is hiring interns! What are we looking for?
Tolerant of other’s ideas, lactose.
Should be comfortable mixing uppers and downers.
Experience playing quarterback for Denver Broncos.
Working knowledge of male erogenous zones.
Nuremberg-esque insistence on following orders.
Ideal candidates will enjoy being demeaned and have 3-5 years of ball-gag experience.
Willingness to lay low until the heat dies down.
Understand Twitter.
To apply to this position, please mail your CV to our office on the Lower East Side. Our current intern will review it once he’s done ironing our khakis.
Best,
Mgmt