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Karen B's avatar

Omg! My Jersey accent returned as I read this aloud to my husband. I have said for years that people have often asked if I was Jewish or Italian and I always answered,"neither, I'm from NJ!" I was mentally walking through the aisles as you described the scene. Priceless! Am sending a copy of this to every Jersey transplant I know.

Thank you for the hearty belly laugh today.

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Madison Brooks's avatar

How do we send our answers in?

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oldjewishmen's avatar

either email or in this thread

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Catherine Texier's avatar

Eli is a good writer!

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